Thank you for consistently screaming what the mainstream media wouldn’t dare to even whisper. Actually calling lies lies. Saying outright that these old republican fucks are ghouls. Calling bullshit on any and all both-siderism.

As Caitlin said, this site was the sanest place online, precisely because it spoke the…

People who refer to NFL owners as “Mister ____” should all be thrown into a trash compactor. 

TBF, she was a child and/or teen during the entirety of Bush’s presidency. So IDK if we can really blame her much for being ignorant of the doings of a president from another country during that time. Most kids and teens don’t really follow the news that closely. I also think she deserves credit for at least admitting…

I agree that once you have defended yourself this many times, you’ve just spent way too much time on it altogether. I

I do, however, admire that she said that she was wrong and ignorant. In a world where almost everyone, including and most especially, our dipshit diaper boy president, never admits they were wrong or…

I thought it was pretty fucked to imply that the way Israel operates in response to criticism is directly comparable to the way China does. You may disagree with the way Israel handles things, but Israel has freedom of speech and doesn’t do things like kill people just for having dissenting opinions. The “swift and…

Are we pretending that Deadspin and the other Kinja sites don’t also bury dissenting comments when they publish a ratio-worthy piece? They just do it in a way that is less obvious.

You hate to see it folks, but photoshopped bald bearded Trump really does look better than real Trump. 

I call people “hoss” for funsies, but then again I’m a dipshit.

Same thought I had. He’s even trying to do like the weird voice and manerisms.

It’s worth noting that the “racist tweets” were apparently just quotes from Tosh.0. He said he’s sorry. He raised millions for a children’s hospital. His more recent tweets show that he has grown from his teen years. I think the outrage culture has gone a little overboard here.

Also, the cowardice. Every time he gets brought up I think about how he was asked point blank by the president to make the investigation into him go away, and he did literally nothing about it except awkwardly shake Trump’s hand. Then later, he had the gall to go on TV and complain about why no one tried to stop Trump.

The amazing thing to me is how stupid his theory is on its face, and how it obviously does not apply to the Sandusky case at all. Of course people tend to believe that others are being honest. But most people aren’t so fucking vapid that when evidence appears that someone might not be as they seem, they automatically…

Nick Saban is far from normal. Dude’s a borderline psychopath. The most normal coaches are probably the ones that coach at like, some shitty school like Akron or UMass and aren’t great at coaching but also aren’t insane.

Eh. This trapper keeper was surprisingly prescient. I mean 3-D television. VR and/or bluetooth headset. Flat screen TVs. Pizza. It got more right than it did wrong.

This Washington team plays an important role in the NFL ecosystem. It’s clear that writers had “Trubisky Explodes” takes cued up and ready to go. And we know those takes aren’t going to be able to be released with a win over a competent team.

LOL, you’re fucking terrible.

Fuck that game looks familiar. Just get as close to the basket as you can and pull some turn around bank shit. Is Andrew Yang my brother?

I wonder seriously about the legality of this. If the republican members of the house seriously did tell the democratic members that they wouldn’t vote, that’s obviously interference with official government business. 

I mean I don’t know exactly what crime it would be, but I literally cannot believe that the house…

All you Trump voters will be punished with good healthcare, better pay, easier access to education, and shouldering a lower tax burden. MWAAHAHAHA.

It still bewilders me that some people have taken the Andrew Luck is a quitter take. If he would have played a few more years, gotten CTE, and then killed himself or gone on some insane rampage, or lost some of his cognitive ability, everyone would have been like oh wow if only there was something that could have been…