Can’t wait for CTE 2. Should include most of the best MMA fighters from the last decade. Hopefully shirtless fat hawaiian will get a chance to redeem himself.

These assholes hated a half black President who was relatively moderate for a democrat. I can’t wait to give these motherfuckers a progressive woman for a leader. IT’S FUCKING ON!

I’d be careful if I were him. How sure are we that Serena never cheated? I wouldn’t be extremely sure is all I’m saying.

Is it fun being a member of the tone police?

You really think sassy opinion pieces and making fun of obviously stupid and corrupt behavior has “been a corrosive force in our culture’s ongoing narrative?”

First of all, what the fuck does this word salad even mean? Second, you missed the entire fucking point of the…

I agree with you. I thought it was extremely weird to include Tillman in the list of folks who bowed out early. No matter how anyone else is trying to excuse it, it was just weird and out of place. The way his name is awkwardly put in there I assumed Drew copied and pasted some list of guys who left football early…

Pretty much what I was thinking. We all knew he was going to miss that kick when he lined up for it. The fact that the one he put through that was snapped after the obligatory “ice the kicker” timeout went in only further solidified my surety that he would miss the one that counted.

I feel no sympathy for any of these…

I’d be curious to know what inspired the Portland police to post this. Did someone actually tell the police upon being approached that there were in fact no laws because they were drinking claws? How many man hours did they spend researching state and federal law trying to find the “claws clause?”

Just came from a bachelor party where White Claw was purchased as a joke and “Ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin claws” was said about 400 times.

We should all be murdered.

God damn it. I can’t believe I used to think Jim Bruer was funny.

I might get a bunch of @s for this, but I am extremely skeptical of any law that makes posting a tweet a crime. To me, that’s not liberalism, no matter how vile the post is. Unless there is an eminent or credible threat of violence, I think it’s pretty crazy to arrest someone for any speech.

It might change my mind if…

It has become clear to me that a large segment of Trump’s base see themselves as a part of a war against liberalism and against any belief system that is not supportive of white christian supremacy. It used to be fringe, but is becoming a majority of the republican party that believes that the “traditional” American…

She’s done some shitty things in her past, but that does not warrant celebrating when someone is harassed. Shame on you.

I am an eternal, and sometimes extremely annoying optimist. And as such, I like to try to see the good in certain things. And lately I’ve been having this thought that maybe Trump has actually damaged the GOP in the long run. Sure they are getting their way right now, but young people are rejecting the party. They are…

*Purports to be ready to provide you proof that, in fact, something is happening.
*Provides further proof that in fact, nothing is happening.

It kinda grinds my gears that Hippogriffs aren’t part hippo. They’re just a shitty griffin knock-off. I think a Hippogriff should be something like this:

He and his wife probably sleep in separate beds and he probably has one of those full body length night shirts. Also, on his computer is probably some of the hottest gay porn you can imagine.

As an Iowa native, I can confirm. Iowa produces cornfields (always scary, especially when weird children are playing in them), weird metal bands with masks, and long stretches of road where the only signs of human life are religious billboards and abandoned, dilapidated farmhouses. 

There’s a stretch of road between my…

Jesus Christ. Never heard of Tim Poole before this, but he is the ultimate “just asking questions” guy isn’t he?

So what do you actually have to say on Fox News for those assholes to consider you to be too racist to be on air? I feel like the right has moved the standard so far that you’d literally have to state outright that you believe slavery should be reinstated, that all non-whites should die, and that you are in fact a…

Turns out a lot of elite athletes are assholes. I too enjoy Serena, but we’re being naive if we expect her to live up to some higher standard than anyone else. Jordan is an asshole, Kobe is an asshole. Being female, it turns out, doesn’t make you a saint.