Someone here once linked to the paragraph in Jurassic Park describing Dennis Nedry's death (Wayne Knight in the movie). It didn't make me physically ill or anything, and I suppose it's a compliment to the effectiveness of the writing, but the simplicity of the prose really puts you there, and I always feel a little…

That reminds me of when I was taken on a spur-of-the-moment trip to the theatre to watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, which is every bit as terrible as it sounds. I'm not a film snob. Tastes vary, and wanting to watch a stupid movie doesn't make you stupid, but something about the mixture of a nasty hangover,…

The 'Boo-Box' scene in Hook always bothered me as a child. Not in a physical way, necessarily, though it likely gave me a fear of scorpions and mild claustrophobia. (Also, for those interested in movie trivia, the pirate in the scene was actually Glenn Close written in for a cameo.)

I've heard people make convincing cases for Quantum of Solace, but for me, nothing excuses having a crotch-shot rape scene in a James Bond movie. They're not serious films making any kind of serious point. They're popcorn entertainment. I get the need for many Bond films to have a token unpleasant 'look how bad this…

Which - separately - is even more foolish, considering the whole 'drowning in the bathtub' factoid is based not on the size of the person but the amount of water it takes for any person to be able to drown. So not only did he make a drowning baby reference, it doesn't even get where it came from.

"I was driving with Marta the other day, and we saw a sign that said 'Watch for falling rocks' and she said it should say, 'Watch for pretty rocks'. I told her her she should write a letter to the preservation committee recommending the change, and she kept going on and on about how it was just a joke and I needed to…

Jesus, that's their analogy?

Is Michelle Yeoh one of the actresses where Jackie Chan's character accidentally reaches out and touches her breast while trying to keep her safe around a building? Because that was a thing that he did.

I don't think I have trouble with any of the things you mentioned, actually. Perhaps your humour just didn't land?

There has to be a middle ground between full-blown MRAs and complete 'Sorry for my gender, ladies' types. Which is also creepy, by the way.

"I gotta be honest. The more I hear about this Hitler character, the less I care for him." - Norm Macdonald.

I occasionally work in a nightclub, and aside from the line, "And the Jay-Z the goes [I don't know what that noise is, but it's not human]" I can concede that it's upbeat and catchy. Plus it's a big hit with people, so what do I know for not liking it.

I've always felt that was one of the great, underappreciated movies of the 00's.

I'm a Leafs fan, and I had that sinking feeling the jinx was in on taking the 1st place Capitals for their money as soon as the camera showed Bieber in the press box.

Ah, thanks. I will proceed to feel stupid. My bad.

Sometimes one is forced to admit he doesn't get it.

This has no bearing on my life. Just bringing a conversation to a knife-fight.

"Girl, you so fine, you could be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
- Tina Fey's Tracy Morgan

Must move faster.

My friend and I saw it on opening day, and I remember the audience cheering when Indy's silhouette was introduced. The actual film burned just after it ended, which was strangely enough not a gimmick. All in all, however mediocre it was, it was still better than the crudeness of that 'Steven Spielberg raping Indiana…