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Right. Commenting that a ballistics expert wrote a book purporting that the whole thing was largely an accident is the same thing as wearing a tinfoil hat. Hey, maybe he shot himself when he realized he was a Lizard King?

How is accidental human error 'stupid bullshit'? It literally involves the least amount of conspiracy possible.

Oh, I'm not advocating for it. I just found it interesting, and if memory serves, the person positing this theory was a ballistics expert.

My only real beef with Lena Dunham was her Twitter exchange wanting to dress up as Karla Homolka and her murdered sister for Halloween, and the 'Jesus, sorry if you were offended' half-apology that followed. She embodies the clueless Millennial stereotype to me, but granted I've never seen the show, and her

Or a President. But most likely a Muppet.

I lucked out with The Matrix, in that I was in my mid-teens when the sequels came out, so I enjoyed them. My friend and I would discuss the philosophy of it much like my slightly older self would discuss Waking Life. It was sort of like growing up from childhood to find out to surprise that Return Of the Jedi was

Sadly, I have no citation available, but there's supposedly a theory from a reputable source (ballistics expert, I believe) that JFK was merely killed by accident from a bullet from one of his Secret Service agents seated behind him, after Lee Harvey Oswald shot and missed, and the agent briefly panicked just long

Was it the Canadian version?

I believe it was at least in some part based on his support of African-American voters in Arkansas, and their support of him politically. It was enough of a distinction to warrant a CNN debate question to then-candidate Obama, who answered it with an innocuous joke about his dancing abilities, etc.

I was surprised to hear anything negative about the third installment. I loved the interactive map, and beyond that it was essentially equal to 2. Daisy Kong essentially emulated Princess Peach for preferred character with that hair-twirling thing.

I don't remember if Jedi was the only one with the lightsabre flip, but I enjoyed that a lot.

AW COME ON!

Eh, fair enough. I misread it.

Literally the first comment I saw. Thank you, Sir!

For what it counts, I felt the same way before circumstances had me check it out. While I've outgrown any sort of ringing endorsement, he's a lot more of a presence than he initially seems, and his Web Redemptions provide an interesting counterbalance to the web-slinging that surrounds them, like he's embraced the

ICE TO MEET YOU

In all seriousness, how is throwing an ashtray at a wall 25 years ago a 'bombshell'?

More like "Ms. Makesmesick!"

I could be wrong, but I believe he came around to it eventually, like Leonard Nimoy and Spock.

True enough.