I feel your pain…

Celebrities dressed as superheroes—they're just like us!

James Bond: License to Drive, starring Corey Feldman as Bond and a CGI Corey Haim as the villain.

Fat James Bond.

f♥. fheart. fart.

Yeah, it was about $250k, if I remember, but the current price would have been in the millions.

That's right—I was thinking of that hypothetical calculation of how prohibitively expensive Paul's Boutique would have been had the samples been cleared…

'Paul's Boutique,' look what thou hath wrought.

Hack the Gibson.

DEHHHHH-MEEEEEE

Is it DEH-me, or deh-ME? Gotta clear those pronunciations with Demi Moore…

The ol' Vanilla Ice defense… 'No, see, theirs goes "ding-ding-ding-dee-dee-ding-ding." Mine goes "ding-ding-ding-DING-dee-dee-ding-ding."'

Does Falling Skies ever improve after the first two seasons? I didn't think those were all that great either, but I'm a new cable cutter so I'm looking at some new viewing options…

They somehow manage to be worse that Sugar Ray. Do you know how bad you have to be to be worse than Sugar Ray?

"During “Permanent Vacation,” the band tosses off."

Unfortunately, I don't think there's a legal way to do it… there are… other… ways, but they involve stuff I don't think we can talk about here.

Goddamn that band… goddamn.

You missed one… James Brown + pornstache = The baddest thing you'll ever see.

These are not the spamdroids you're looking for…

Was Mac and Me a coded warning about Benghazi?