I guess you could say the pitch was a splitter… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…hahaha…ha… ahem.

Crapital…

Yes.

Memes… that's fun to say. Memes.

I prefer Egg MacGuffins… They don't contain anything nutritional, but they really move my mornings along.

Nobody in the Hunger Games looked particularly hungry…

Oh wow, I thought you were joking! That actually kind of sickens me…

ATRAC 4 LYFE

They should sell 'vintage' wooden pencils and chewed-up Bic pens for winding them as well…

Oh so you're just being contrarian for the fuck of it… sweet.

You're one of those people who don't understand the difference between a 'theory' and a 'scientific theory,' aren't you?

"Hugh Jackman, nominal star of Pan, plays Blackbeard as a towering diva…"

'Jingle Bitch screwed me overrrr; Go to hell, Jingle Whore, go to hell, go to hell…'

Actually, on second glance, he kinda looks like a hipster Matt Walsh with hair…

I hate to judge an author by his mustache, but… ugh.

lol

Rothfuss?

Gary Stu Auto… these books are terrible.

Hated the book—it had the emotional depth of a blockbuster movie—but that's why I think it will make a good movie. I'll be seeing it…

Somehow I've managed to avoid any sort of animal cruelty online (thank god), but the chicken getting it's head cut off in that boat scene in Willy Wonka was probably the first time I'd seen anything like that in my life.