Making bombs is bad.

“Kneel, my son.”

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Since most NBA games don’t tip until 7:30 ET and travel is often in the wee hours of the morning, NBA players tend to be pretty nocturnal. They’re doing most of their sleeping in the morning and early afternoon, after morning shootarounds, which is the de facto curfew for most teams.

Oh, cool, I like watching soccer highlights on Youtube. I'm reading an article about Eden Hazard. I should probably watch the real thing a bit just to get a feel of his under appreciated skill-set look —- AWFULEUROTECHNO right to the dome.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

"with the density of Ulysses and the verbal intensity of Shakespeare"

Why don't running backs and receivers ever throw the ball away like quarterbacks when they're behind the line of scrimmage?

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

I mostly like how he zooms and does ball dunks. Sometimes he throws the ball at the rim in a good and fun way. When nobody else has the ball, he has a good way of grabbing it so that he has the ball and nobody else has it. He has shoes and hands.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

"Hey Mike. Who gives a shit?"

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

He's really having a Banner year.

You post a story about Arianny Celeste and you don't post any pictures of Arianny Celeste?

Goddammit it. I'm so sick and tired of these bearded hipsters getting all the Babes.

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

Looks like she pulled the goalie on that guy.