The Rockets are the kid we all knew who picked Oddjob in Goldeneye, the alien in Perfect Dark, reset the N64 every time he dropped an early Smash stock and became a dough-faced private equity fuck like Daryl Morey. Fuck all of them. Stop kicking your legs out and quit crying.

If only it were possible to run extremely fast, catch footballs, and NOT abuse your children. Alas.

Nah, he’s just a rich fucking spaz

Looking at the replay, Stewart blows the Achilles in her right leg on the initial jump for the shot. It was her left leg that contacted Griner, but that’s not the leg that’s hurt.

C’est un yikes, fam.

Not to quibble, but hasn’t it been established that David West’s “y’all got no clue” comment referred to an infectious disease scare during the season? It wasn’t about personal drama.

Or, as he is canonically known in our family, “Mr. Shakira.”

Was watching this game last night, double OT, when my wife indicated a window was opening, so to speak. I don’t care about these teams so I turned the TV off and it was only this morning I realized this incredibly horrible thing happened like 30 seconds later. Thank God I didn’t have to purge this from my mind while…

Liz Holmes and I were freshman dormmates at Stanford in 02-03 (Junipero, in Wilbur Hall) and she was totally unremarkable. Obviously the voice is fake but she never talked about biotech or starting a company or anything like that. She was a Human Biology major, but that was more a pre-med track than research science.…

Dolan hires executives, pays them well and doesn’t meddle in their work. Sure, the results are disastrous, but they come from a bog-standard NBA organizational structure.

Hopefully just knee-to-knee with a hyperextension. Those can be incredibly painful and scary for like 10 minutes and then they’re better and you feel like an idiot for shouting and rolling around.

Does it attempt to model wholesale ecological collapse? Storms and flooding are actually kind of low on the civilization threat scale.

Certainly can’t think of anything in the news lately that might indicate it’s a bad idea to skew international athletics toward ever younger women and the coaches, trainers and doctors who’ll control their lives.

I assume he’s Nigel’s brother?

Natural history writer here: very few wild animals of any type die of what we’d consider “old age.” Life is very hard and rare is the animal with a big margin of error for survival, so even a modest decline in survival skills can quickly prove fatal. That’s why it’s very rare to see a visibly senescent animal in the…

Funny to think Tony Romo might end up in the Hall of Fame not as a player but as a broadcaster.

You mean you haven’t spent hundreds of hours AFK-grinding Gofannon Forge to farm up the 18 lore pages????

We’ve come a long way from “Tigole Bitties” (still so bad)

If you need someone to claim you don’t have the yips, a quack is the place to go.

Faking injuries rules because every single team does it and every single team gets salty when someone else does it.