Butshe’sabadpoliticianandlost

The white people in Sacramento are insane hillbilly freaks. Everyone else is cool.

What the hell was Russell Wilson doing throwing two short completions over the middle on their last two plays? Could have spiked it and set up plays that got more yards or got out of bounds or both. Instead he did the Madden thing where you’re like OKAYSAMEPLAYGO.

Because he’s in constant pain (see the fourth graf).

He’s got the arsenal.

Sorry this shit sucks

“You’re a virgin who can’t drive” is the sickest burn in the history of American cinema so there’s that

Corn on pizza can be good especially with Italian sausage, onions and basil.

I love to watch Giannis beat like three dudes, draw a crowd in the paint and fling a Lebronesque cross-court pass to a wide-open shooter who barely grazes the rim.

Anyone on the floor except Wade and Lebron gets called for a foul here. Wade hits his left shoulder and right forearm before grazing the ball as it falls out of his (fouled) hand. Giannis is lucky he didn’t get a classic Wade cheap shot out of the deal as well.

You’re right, calling anonymous strangers “tardcannons” is very much like white supremacy.

But that’d mean I’m not really that toxic, right? Conundrum.

I’m toxic AF and never heard a thing from Blizzard about it.

It’s absolutely a con and nobody should ever pay for anything these dudes sell, but, like...it clearly works for him, right? So either a) Brady’s physiology is just totally weird and unique such that eating like a large exotic bird and wearing pottery jammies actually works, b) it’s so weird and unique that endless…

We know they don’t suck because they we just saw this exact squad death-star their way through the prior season. They’re playing sloppy and every team comes at them really hard. Wake me in January.

That’s a baseball shoe. If soccer players used metal cleats the entire field would be drenched in blood.

Since I live on the Correct Coast, finished the game and played some Destiny and then went to bed at a normal time why u ask

If your book doesn’t come out in hardcover it’s probably never going to be in hardcover. Just how the publishing industry works.

Tried playing this game because somehow it was on my Steam library and holy crap does it blow. The shooting is so painfully lame, like if Vanquish had every ounce of speed and joy drained out of it.

Just tilt the box the other way and hold for like five seconds. Everything will be fixed.