The Yorks are paying Tomula through the end of next season not to coach, so while he might be living in a trailer for reasons of taste he’s definitely not working a day job.

Love too invoke genius hires from before my birth

Aqib Talib will be broke by age 40 and dead by 50.

Really would not have expected Rip Hamilton on the most-ejected list. How?

Look up Jeanie’s Playboy shots from a couple decades back. GOOD LORD.

Russell Westbrook is the angriest player in the NBA despite growing up in a materially stable, loving two-parent household and never experiencing a day of actual hardship in his life.

LOL THESE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED A SHITTY TEAM FOR 40 YEARS AND NOW IT’S GOOD THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES HOW DARE THEY EXPERIENCE JOY

The internet makes us all stupid childish lamers looking for offense under every post.

Realistically, there’s almost no way Jefferson isn’t taking PEDs, right? Dude was completely washed up 5 years ago. Like, if you believe he isn’t taking PEDs, you must also believe literally nobody in the NBA is taking them.

I enjoy Simmons more than 95% of people but that shit was indefensible.

DAT’S DUH JOKE

As a fellow alum, nothing says STANFORD MAN like shitting on a helpless peon who makes a fraction of your salary.

Cousins will be 34 years old on a 26-win team and online basketball writers will still rave about his potential if he could only land in the right situation.

If you queue 3v3 you are signing up to suffer.

3v3 would be bad enough if it were ONLY siphoning every bit of fun freewheeling dynamism out of the game in favor of high-stakes drudgery, but it’s also comically unbalanced cancer. Fuck Roadhog, fuck whoever designed him and fuck the tardbuckets still farming welfare kills off that broken hook.

Any explanation of the Red 5 vacancy that doesn’t include Keyan Farlander can suck my dick.

I never played baseball and still prefer to catch with my off hand. This post is just a New Yorker’s excuse to fellate a New York player.

Catching with your non-dominant hand isn’t necessarily harder. THROWING is much harder, catching is not. In fact, if you grew up playing baseball, it might be easier than catching with the dominant hand. I didn’t even play baseball and still prefer to catch discs, balls and other flying objects with my “off” hand.

LOL those uncomfortable nerdhugs. The hoverhand of celebration.

Fuck Mei. Fuck her. I will solo ult that turtling bitch every single chance I get.