These posts are symptomatic of brain disease.

You guys know there are lots of actually good metal bands that are still young and exciting and putting out great new material all the time and give a shit about their craft and have competent drummers and can be seen for reasonable prices when they come through local venues?

This is why my friends and I refer to Overwatch as “the bad game.” “Hey, we’re gonna play a few rounds of the bad game. You in?” “Eehhhhhhhhhh okay.” Just a technical joke from launch.

Almost perfect BUH FUHGIT DA OKRA

THA MOTHAFUCKIN CUUUUUBE

Actually this walkup song fucking bangs

How are there not several fights breaking out? Even in college ultimate we’d have brawled over such outrageous shit.

In college I was on the Ultimate team and we mostly just prayed the women’s team paid any attention to us.

You don’t know much about codependency, huh?

It’s good to know this terrible politician’s terrible political skills aren’t her fault.

I’m sorry whatever team you root for isn’t as good as the Patriots. If hating the Patriots makes you feel better about that, go right ahead, bud. Don’t stay up too late and make sure your homework is done.

Not Mercy’s heals, but her rez and dash, yes.

Can’t wait for her alternate skins as Other Kinds of Brown.

It does seem weird, but when has Belichick ever really whiffed on one of these trades?

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Burneko’s so oddly shaped that I imagine he’s just a whole colony of raccoons operating an ugly human suit. And Drew’s, like SO CLOSE to handsome but instead there’s some fucked up uncanny valley thing going on where he cannot manage to arrange his facial muscles in an authentically pleasing configuration.

I love my dogs very much but god damn will I be happy when they’re dead.

RDR sucked. You just mashed the HORSEY GO button and auto-aim sniped ten thousand faceless idiots off their horses from a hundred yards.

This woman is a war criminal, you shallow fucks.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND VOTE FOR SISTER ABUELA HILLARY YOU FUCKING TWAT
(clears throat)