Because much of modern FPS culture is rooted in consoles (no push-to-talk, typically smaller servers), there isn’t a strong cultural more against open mics. MMO culture insists on push-to-talk because groups get so big, but most FPS gamers seem to leave their mics on. The first time I hear a fucking baby squalling…

We’re all streamers now.

Mauna Loa? Obama grew up on Oahu.

+1 horrible tragic murder

It was one great 50-meter split in a 400—the equivalent of sprinting one lap of a distance race and then declaring victory based on that one lap. Then again, Chinese nationalism has never needed facts on its side.

FOUR seasons? Isn’t this bitch doing like sixteen months?

Kevin Love’s defensive strategy here is to repeatedly grab Steph’s arms and elbows while he’s trying to dribble, knowing he won’t be called for a foul because the refs have allowed anything short of direct 2x4 blows to Steph’s head.

ITT people learn their heroes are just as disgusting as the rest of humanity

God that would be so hot

Don’t forget Whitlock declaring that Ayesha was destroying the Curry family and she was both Yoko Ono and Walder Frey and who the fuck knows what that guy even means to say anymore

Or, like, anything related to the “story,” at all.

My (mostly) white Louisiana relatives play Spades and I’ve never heard it associated specifically with black people.

Counterpoints: 1) The edgiest journalism you guys have done recently was Greg Howard calling Whitlock a BAD BLACK. Grats to Greg on his move to the big grey house.
2) Bill Simmons has hired more people and done more for their careers than anyone in the history of Deadspin, particularly the former editor whose habitual…

He tried (google “Katie Nolan contract.”) She’s locked down with Fox and they’re not dumb enough to let her leave.

Looking forward to Adam Silver’s next awkward podium moment, when he has to pull David Stern’s dick out of his mouth and present Draymond with a trophy.

I look forward to an absolutely enraged Warriors team bombing Cleveland back to the Paleolithic on Monday.

As a Pats fan, we beat the shit out of you guys all the time and we STILL know Roethlisberger’s a rapist. Trust me, it’s not jealousy.

Well put, Mrs. Roethlisberger.
P.S. Ben Roethlisberger is a fucking rapist and everyone knows it.

They put Moroes in the movie. FUCKING MOROES. 8.5/10 would craft again.

Better a douche than a thread necromancer.