My Mexican father-in-law has always found my whiteness strange and refers to our (as yet prospective) offspring as “pinto bean children,” because raw pinto beans are mottled brown. You get over it. It’s not them you’re marrying.

Bastion is a character for donkeyfuckers and should be banned from PotG.

To be fair, in the NHL anyone who can do basic arithmetic is an intellectual titan.

If the Cavs had kept their starters in the game, that would be one thing, but Cleveland played their bench scrubs. Dahntay fucking Jones hit a 3. Shut up about “professionalism.”

Watching the games and considering the relative strengths and weaknesses of the players is OVERTHINKIN FER NERDS. You just count the number of players voted by fans to the All-Star game. That’s Real Analysis.

This. Golden State spent the first half of the NBA Finals overwhelmed by the stage. None of them had ever even been to the Conference Finals, let alone the NBA Finals. They were scared and Lebron controlled the first three games. Then they got their feet under them and won three straight.

Tristan Thompson is so much better than Matthew Dellavedova that it makes me wonder if you watch basketball or merely read about it on the internet.

The loss of Love and Irving looked bad on paper, but both players are defensive liabilities who also take the ball out of Lebron’s hands on offense. Golden State in particular attacks Love on every single possession. Subbing in Dellavedova and Thompson (two tenacious defenders/rebounders who don’t need the ball)…

Kicking a stupid ball high in the air is a more useful life skill, honestly.

The lifers you saw on this TV show.

Poor Mason Plumlee. 0-7 from the field and that doubly embarrassing get stripped/fail to draw charge combo.

Riot’s far from perfect, but they’ve hired and empowered very smart people whose express role is improving the community’s behavior. They’ve realized that toxic behavior is learned behavior and can be un-learned with proper incentives and structure. Blizzard, on the other hand, doesn’t give a flying fuck as long as…

(types “baseball strikeout K” into Google)
(learns answer)
(answer is unsatisfying)

Danny Ainge is the guy at the poker table nobody wants to admit is brilliant but just keeps taking pots.

Bought Biebs tickets months ago obvs

Never had much interest in Total War but this is probably going to be my first purchase in the series just because Warhammer is so metal and cool. Incidentally, Kotaku should do a piece about the fabulous and recently-released “Battlefleet Gothic: Armada.”

Enjoy mashing the “horsey go faster” button for 80 hours, with occasional breaks to hold the auto-aim button.

Don’t forget the wacky-ass racism.

In what ways did you think HR was “really rough?” The game had its flaws but no more than the original Deus Ex IMO. Yes, the boss fights were lame. Boss fights in stealth games are almost always lame. I loved the heck out of it and find it hard to imagine a better product for the series’ return. The sequels will…

Don’t forget how the Wii U stole Bayonetta 2 from its actual fan base. Fucking highway robbery.