In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

In all fairness to the Raiders and Redskins, they're not really familiar with PATs so I'm not sure they knew what they were voting for or against.

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

I was going to comment about how kids are much worse... till I saw your last line. *instant rim shot*

Started reading the headline thinking pantsless pervert was going to refer to the guy behind the podium with the mustache. Then finished headline and started laughing.

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

Neither would his teammates, apparently.

they go to St Louis in May, he may get a fastball right in his back. if there is a baseball God, that’ll happen...

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”

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No. Do not do that. Do not ever threaten to do that. I was raped when I was younger, and I was afraid to tell my father because I knew he would want to do something like that. I was so afraid of what would happen, so I never told him. So, please, if something should ever happen to one of your daughters, make sure you…

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

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if you know your way around the internet you won’t be able to go 5 minutes without seeing an HD stream the night of the fight. we’ll really see the web’s altruistic side

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

You mess with the ram you get fucked up