Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Little known fact: humpback whales are called humpback whales because of a distinctive “hump” shape on their back.

But we wouldn’t click if it said, “This drift makes sense.”

And here’s the wrong way...

Wait till you hear about the rings around Uranus.

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

Don’t undercut the mouth fucking industry wages with your independent contractor pricing!

“banged one in with his off-hand”...

I have these weird feeling that the people that went there deserved it... I really dont know why...

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

Break out the Skittles and the dick-holding TD leaps!

If this is where we’re dumping unneeded, poor-taste jokes, I’m tossing this here

“there was a lookout at the door watching for coaches not to come.”

D.B. Pooper

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

We know he didn’t do it.

Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?