Roberto Cemente

White privilege

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

Sane Americans never go to Chipotle.

I went through this phase in college. Only thing I ever made though was bongs.

Goddamn, I’m inadequate.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

My kitchen.

Whatever room the desktop is in after the wife goes to sleep.

Thank you very much, but I’ll pass.

(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...

I wish I could give you more stars for this. Runny yolks are disgusting.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

Nate Diaz as a dog?

Same here, except I get a barf flavor. The gross, fuzzy kind of barf.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

Oh, thank god. I only read the headline. I’m done here.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

That sloth was goddam adorable.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.