It would be weird if you didn't.

Black and to the left.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

If you're wondering... these:

I bet you could throw a football over that mountain.

Bullshit. No one beats Polk High's FB record of 4 TDs in one game.

Oh shit. To the bunkers!

McCann: [blocks plate]

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As a father, you tolerate shit like this because it shuts the kids up for a half hour, and also because you'd totally nail Jesse (she's 20 FYI)

The cheerleaders' uniforms are scarier

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I like to think that you end every conversation with "Cardinals fan."

Sure, but mostly because I just like attaching all forms of sports misery to the Cubs.

Nah, you'd probably make my dad proud (kicking footballs is not easy!)

That's just wrong. Cardinals fans would say "Good golly."

For an outlet that actually does some solid sports media criticism, you guys have really been a parody of yourselves when it comes to the Dodgers (particularly in the NLCS). The Cardinals win 4 out of 6 games, blowing out the Dodgers in a 2-hit shutout in the elimination game, and you don't even mention a single…

You've taken the gimmick too far. I'm not even a Cardinals fan but your website's whole point is "Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion" and you're committing the cardinal (no pun intended) sin of a journalist by making yourself the story. You know what writing about this is going to do in the comments…

Now for every Pirate's favorite time of year:

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