Can someone explain to me why prototype cars have these wacky hipster patterns on them?

Korn’s debut album are you fucking kidding me?

Beers. Lots of beers.

I tried it this weekend in the pool.... everyone told me to stop, guess it wasn’t as graceful.

She can fuck me up all day.

Why do they do this? I mean is it for fun? Mating dance? They like the feel of a good slap? Also... how far down do you think they have to go before they can gather enough steam to pull a full body slap slam?

I couldn’t realize him without the glasses... good call. But the voice is very discernible.

Sol Rosenberg is exactly who popped in my head when I read that. +1

OMG fucking get over it... you expect anything less for the promotion of two male fighters of combat sports?

I tried this but my 14yr old daughter said it was awkward carrying her around like that.

Rob a bank. Anal. Die. Fall overboard a ship at night in the middle of the Indian Ocean in complete darkness.

Can you do a spinning back fist in Boxing? Serious question.

CABF

“ONE MAN ONE TOOL” - Fixed that for ya.

Actually looks like he lost his lead a bit more with that stunt. Damn kids.

Yes, see “Bill Cosby”.

The way his hands kind of hover in mid air and the look on his face makes it look, to me, like was about to pass the fuck out. Another second and he was...

Much more fun on a Destroyer. Shit goes flying everywhere. “Watch your fuckin head Bob!”

Carr is a stud and his pay day is well deserved. He will make more in 2 days, not football days... not games, just talking about regular ol’ days, than I do in an entire year. He could be sitting on his couch eating a ham sammich doing jack shit for 2 days...and make more than my annual salary. I am done being an…

I would slice that thing up so good... sprinkle just ever so lightly some powdered sugar on it and eat each slice at 5 minute intervals to ensure maximum tasty lastingness.