Pass the ketchup.

What if she starts sending tit and vag pics?

Snapped a serpentine belt in the ‘family van’ on Donner Pass CA in December, at like 1am. Wife and kids in the vehicle. Going downhill on a blind turn, i was in the left lane. Barely made it to the shoulder. Cops showed up promptly because a nice Trucker blew by me and knew it wasn’t safe.

Pretty sure it was a Nokia.

Hory mory.

Ive saved up to buy groceries this month, what should I buy?

Um I give less than 2 fucks about anyone else’s opinion. All me, all day.

I dont know, but I want to be a detective and get to the bottom of those tan lines... yeah baby...

Um, not eye bleaching for everyone pal. Yummy Tummy Butter.

Because that was a Win.

Holes in screens

That bear gave two fucks about those jerk offs... i love his casual stroll of the fairway.

I hope this fucker gets beaten to within an inch of his life.

I thought you said 7 years... I was like ‘ok, i can work on that.’

Welp, there goes the house and car.

Is there any other sport in the world where players take violence against referees, umps, judges....etc...? Really... I would like to know, because I am tired of the fucking soccer enthusiasts/purists who mock other sports for ‘not being a real sport’ and other bullshit... flopping players worse than the NBA,…

I joined when I was 17. My parents had to sign off on my enlistment, just sayn. Could be possible.

MJ was a great performer, musician, dancer, etc..etc... Yeah we all have some weird shit in our heads or lives that we would never disclose to anyone but the devil and MJ was one. We should be glad the guy didnt turn out to be a fucking skin wearing serial murderer from all the shit he went through as a child. People…

A sandwich is best enjoyed if you have minimum of 10 items/accessories on said sandwich. In addition, if your sandwich does not become a sloppy, slippery, falling apart mess, and can hold it’s structure, bonus points. Stacking order is very important as well. You should never stack tomatoes on avocado, the slip factor…

Childhood ruined. Thanks.