Diaz is a fucking piece of shit. Fuck him, his punk ass brother, Stockton... errr... Methton and everyone who lives there, lived there, and ever plans on living there. - Dad

But it wasn’t.

Wow... I am actually filing within the next month or so. That sucks.

“I’m an excellent driver, yeah.”

I had BBQ sauce... I though about it.

Yep.

No shit.. .it was the 2nd one I owned too... first one got totaled, and the insurance company just replaced it. Thing was a piece of shit.

I have the #2 pick in my fantasy draft this year... Who are your top 2 picks?

Luckily we were prepared... we were visiting from Idaho, so we had plenty of cold gear to keep us warm. I immediately put on my hazards, got the flashlight and started waving off traffic as best as I could. Scary situation.

I was in a Pontiac Montana mini van driving through Tahoe, just at about at Donner Summit, heading down towards Sacramento, in the middle of November about 5 years ago. Wife and kids in the vehicle. Serpentine belt snaps, entire engine shuts down.. loss of power steering immediately. I am in the left lane, going…

And to be honest... why is it they always *mostly cast aliens as big headed, big eyed, 3 fingered, greylings? I mean really?

I was actually referring to this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt109202…

Wasn’t there a recent R rated adult comedy about an alien? Who gets into shenanigans and hi jinx wile driving around in a RV or something like that?

I can just hear the “Glughoooowhuklfuuhk” sound he made when he hit that god damn human face killing machine.

When the fuck did Lucky Charms become Rice Krispies?

I was going to call you an animal there for a second..whew, give me a second to calm down. Star Trek is already based in a civilization of integrated species.. there isn’t a “first contact” type of plot happening there. Not to mention all of the wars that take place in space. Now Starman has my attention, god I havent…

Star Trek doesnt count...cmon... Ill give you Contact. Mac and me? Good grief... that fucking thing was creepy.

Why the fuck is it that just about every god damn movie about contact or arrivals; what have you, regarding alien life visiting earth always ends up in fucking war. I just don’t get it. Ok, explosions and missiles and navy fleets sell from a Hollywood pov, but fucking come on man. Is there no possible notion that they…

Wow... Comments like this make me say “Jezus... what an assho... perfect comment.”

We had a friend do the cinnamon challenge while completely shammered and he died.