I tried this once. I got a nightstick up my butt while I was getting a pat down.

The deal was... back in my day... Two bottles of Old E, Schlitz, or whatever was on sale for $1.25. Tape hands. Crack bottles for said recipient, and set the timer for 30 minutes. If you didnt finish both by 30 minutes, you kept tape on all night.

So is the theme of the Up All Night thread to just post musical videos? (serious question) Because I dont want to post something that doesn’t follow standard protocol. Shit, I just did, damn it.

That’s not a husband.

You are correct.

I never buy gifts for babies. Babies are dumb and have no concept of a gift, they never say “thank you”, its usually un-fun in just a few days. What a waste. Babies that is, not the gifts.

Serious question here, but why do people feel the need to do this? I know alcohol is usually a contributing factor, but what is the “why” behind this action? The roar of the crowd, the ‘dare’ of not being a pussy from the bros? I never got it.

“Jason Heyward is a bu.... oi, get fucked!”

Ballhawking, now BallCheeking. When will it all end.

Should be a pretty easy read. “Dick move by a dick.”

“Honey the auto pilot was turned on, I promise” sounds awfully similar to “Babe, it’s just a pop up, no I dont watch porn”

You forgot to pop that nasty bubble on the top. Gross.

How did that make my eyes water... damn it.

Holy fucking shit... great now i am going to have to fall asleep with the fucking TV on again. God damn it.

If I find someone in my town playing this with their kids, I will call CPS. Teach your kid how to start a fucking fire, set up a tent, garden, whatever... jezus christ, get a fucking life.

Ann Coulter still got it going on.

This fucking saga is literally giving me ulcers.

Oh you mean eat, as in ‘consume’... gotcha. Moving on.

Ooooooh do tell.