tonynoriega
Tony Noriega
tonynoriega

One drop of Dawn does the trick. And helps baby ducks who cant swim in oil.

Serious question here, Is there a real derogatory term for white people, that really seems to offend them? Cracker, Honkey, Whitey... none of those seem to have a real gut wrenching dig...

Ah, yes... actually turning on the audio confirmed said lawnmower. Mourning ceased.

Did that truck have a BBQ in the bed? What a waste.

I love the Catcher’s reaction. He’s in that ready to pounce on the play... “Oh fu... What the... Wait.. Is that...Can him does that with hand?”

I like to send pics of obscure parts of my body... behind the knees, the chicken wing shoulder blade, just above my ass crack where that 1" square patch of hair grows...

How about don’t get a cat. Ever. Soul stealing criminal animals.

No, huge, swollen, prickly and colorful.

Looks like my sack when I go to burning man.

You can’t have a core when the earth is flat. Holy cow you people believe anything.

I stopped wondering why I even click on any links related to this fucking piece of shit .... Now I just punch myself in the dick and degrade myself.

This aint even thoughtful rap bruh... shit is a money driven industry... more tracks, more records, more videos...means more money for execs and businesses... radio play man...

And this people, is why commercial rap is shit.

When it’s dark.

going to avoid that as much as possible... especially after the fights that night. However, I did realize that my hotel is the hotel for the athletes that night... so I am sure the lobby will be flooded with people trying to get a glimpse of the athletes... great.

I planned a trip to Vegas the same weekend as UFC 200, not intentionally, just happened. My mission is to stay away from the Brotastic adventures I am sure to see along the way... On a similar note, stock in rhinestones, tapout shirts, embroidered jeans, gel, and affliction gear has all risen by 20%.

I am actually pretty shocked that girly groups like this still exist... boy bands too... I thought shit like this died in the late 2000's? Jesus im old.

The Nike self lacing shoes, required.

Vin could talk about whatever the fuck he wants... Muffin Tins, Clam Chowder, Roast Beef Sammichs, Curtains, Bushes... doesn’t matter, you sit down, shut up and learn something from this god among men.

You must be talking about the Circut City stand off... I lived right around the corner. Terrible situation. Even the backlash after the stand off was horrible.