I really have alot of questions, but dont want to get too awkward. For another time I guess.

I prefer making up a bunch of bullshit stories about dead relatives, business trips, diseases...etc... makes it more exciting.

Best tactic I ever used was the ol “gut feeling”... got into two positions that I should have used the ol gut to pass on, but due to financial blunders, had to pretty much take them. Ill always trust my gut from now on. Unless I eat a burrito before an interview, then I may be screwing myself out of a kick ass job.

Ow...

I will be in Vegas this weekend... not at the fight, but can only imagine how crazy this town is going to be. Oh my...and the shmorgishborg of women ... tee hee.

I just recently got bamboozled... I think her photos were about 4 years ago... hair was totally different, and lets say, she put on a few lbs. Not fair man... not cool.

I got into the backyard last weekend and went ape shit... hacking bushes, trimming, pulling weeks, moving dirt, blowing debris, sucking debris, I might as well have rubbed my face in it... several hours later I could literally feel the swelling in my passages... i could feel them as they grew and shut off my…

It’s like a grand slam in baseball. The hail mary of “hand egg ball”, the alley-oop of basketball... only lame and dumb. #SoccerMomsAgree

yeah, I got a couple of those retired neighbors too... lawn looks like the fucking fringe fairway of Augusta... he cuts his fucking lawn diagonal criss cross... Really?

I have a trip already booked to be in Vegas for this fight.. I even bought an Ireland flag to drape upon myself as I walk the streets of Vegas in a alcohol induced coma. Now who am I going to support Connor? Hunh?

Ok, so here is what I have going on... I live in a cul de sac. And from what I can tell... my lawn has the most dandelions by far...which I think is from the vortex of weed seeds that spin around the neighborhood and fall onto my lawn... anyway, I sprayed some stuff to kill them and other broad leaf weeds. My lawn…

Says the one who just wants to throw his millions in the face of poor.

Coo... and anyone who says some bullshit, we can just reply with “Fuck that noise” and walk away.

Get me a seat by the window will ya?

I didn’t even read your entire comment... I saw “Fuck that noise” and just smiled... haven’t heard that in a while. May you come across an abundance of financial wealth over your lifetime.

I had a fucking dream the other night that Steven Avery was in my fucking house... I think i was renting from him and he was kind of wandering around in my house during the night. I was like “What the fuck are you doing in my house? I know its yours, but what are you doing?” He just blankly wandered outside and…

Every flight should be open seating. Get there early, get a good seat. Lolly gag your ass to the gate, you get the toilet fume seat.

Am I the only one who thinks that somewhere in an underground lab, they have already re-created some type of dinosaur? I mean hell...the media is always publishing some new find about a preserved hint of DNA or some other valuable genetic material...

The best way to prepare beef tongue: Pound thoroughly to soften flesh, slice long ways to make strips, season and throw in the trash. This is fucking disgusting and belongs in the same discussion as runny egg yolks, menudo, raw oysters, onions, and pickled pigs feet. Fucking heathens strike again with their bullshit…

And you wasted part of your life writing this ignorant article. Good on ya mate.