I’m a Cardinals fan, and I love this so much.

Made me feel old, but the kids dug it... especially that little finger monkey thing... my 10 year old blurts out “wow, what a terrible puppet...” Spoiled little punk.

Just watched it last night with the kids.

Oh my... I forgot she was in there... she was the lab assistant or something right? Yeah, that movie was fresh.

I showed my girls a thumb monkey and they almost passed out. It reminds me of that little guy on Flight of the Navigator.

Was that you?... god damn it. I was about to board an elevator the other day, and when the doors parted it was like who huge metal ass cheeks parted and just shit all over me... it was a combination that generic elevator smell, some sort of body spray and the stench of someone who had porter beers and dog food the…

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You shut your dirty fucking mouth. Yeah, I said it. I’m you’re huckleberry.

I love the bitch who starts attaking the guy in the green, he (or someone near) responds by shoving her away, yet she replies with “dont fucking touch [ me... ]”. I love women like that... No. Not really.

I have rematches with Ronda every night. It never loses its appeal.

Uhhh the math’s is wrong with this one here folk.

Cmon. Act like you been there before.

An Angry Drunk is comprised of the Fighter, Loudmouth and Cryer drunk. Oh, in addition childhood issues.

Drunk people are not the worst... stupid, ignorant, drunk people are the worst. There are various kinds of drunks... the Fighters, the Loudmouths, the “Lemme teel you sumfin”s, the Stumblers, the Touchers (male and female), the Cryers, the Bro’s... then there are drunks who have casual conversations... whilest…

Don’t you dare waste a good high on this crap. Blasphemy!

I despise people who find this style of comedy even the slightest bit funny. It’s just terrible. Like the Naked Gun series...jesus christ that was the worst.

And they’re white... I mean really? A little diversity please.

OH my dear... I teared up from that one.

I can handle about 4 of these damn crisps before they start to taste like worn dress socks. Don’t ask.

Leo is a fucking Raiders fan?