Wait a second now...I don’t know how old you are, but my time on Tinder was not a boner fest hoping for nightly smooshing [smushing]? There are some guys who genuinely use it for meeting intelligent, like minded women who they want to see more than once. God I sound old.

That is a great quote.

Dance boners were Tinder before Tinder was boners?

Are they drinking whiskey?

Wallflower.

I wasn’t either. Usually it was a dare that triggered me, and from there I didnt give a shit, cuz I broke the ice. If she didnt grab my hand back and immediately turned into cement, i would grab her friend... then they would both end up out there... I just didnt give a shit.

Yeah, after a few dances they started to put the “No Grinding” code into effect. Dances were never the same in jr. high. Then high school happened.

Ah, gotcha. Point taken. However, where I went to school in Sacramento, and in the early 90's it was easy to just grab a girl by the hand, drag her onto the floor and get your grind on pretty quick. Fast song boners, slow song boners, they all got some special attention on way or another. And if you were lucky enough…

Convincing her of what? Hell if the boner isn’t convincing enough, I don’t know what else I can do to get the point across.

Song never mattered. Smushing a female body next to me, boner time. Every time.

I witnessed something of the sort when I was stationed in San Diego. We were conducting off shore training, flight ops to be specific. We were supporting helo pilots on landing takeoffs on our ships. A few other ships were out with us as well. I don’t recall the exact name for the move, but it was to land quickly, the…

I don’t swing that way bro. I loves the ladies.

EVERY time. Kirkland jeans will be worth money some day like baseball cards used to.

Every time I hit Costco I grab some type of brew. And jeans. Yeah, jeans.

What’s your take on ABV% -vs- style -vs- price? My local watering hole usually has 7-10 IPAs on board ranging from 5-8%, a couple stouts or porters in the same range, some up to 9%. Then your domestic piss waters. I am a dark, chocolate, spicy, beer kinda guy and usually stick with something that doubles as a meal.…

Any advice for those coming to this conclusion, new to the situation, and with kids?

LEO HATER... quit front’n and give Leo his credit.

Apparently I am woke as fuck. Uhhh, ok, whatever the fuck that means. I just want to drink my coffee, and talk about this Steven Avery case like I am on the fucking defense team or something.

This shit is real? I mean they really use this stuff for recruitment? Or just to show ...what?

I bite the skin off my lips when they get a tad chapped... eventually ends up a huge bloody gash that resembles a herpes sore... I always pick zit scabs, face, neck, and head... it feels so good....mmmmmm