I’m a parent, I laughed.

That beat used to be one of my favorites of all time. No more.

I know someone who walks like that, and I am constantly like “What the fuck is wrong with you dude...” It kind of makes me queasy. Weird indeed. You should see him run. It’s gross.

Who or what was a Pimp C?

Driving a car is not a sport. Now Poker, there’s a mans sport.

“... rectangular hole in the former prisoner’s shower, measuring 20 inches by 20 inches.”

Anyone who noticed that shouldn’t even be considered for ranking.

GRAAAGHHHHHH BEER!!!

Good god no man... I don’t drink any beer you can see through. I drink real beer.

The only beers worthy of being $18 a six pack are dark as midnight and have a 9%abv. Not this teeny bop hipster crap.

Anything “pale” should be only handed out a homeless shelters.

Negative shipmate. Tis not.

Awwwwwwe....I am going to go buy a couple pints of that and pour them on the floor just in your honor!

I did, it’s called Grapefruit Sculpin. And I used it on my toilet.

Bleach couldn’t cleanse the palate after that horrible excuse for beer. I don’t believe in God, but thank you. Have a good day.

Yes I do sir. But that piss shit sauce is not beer. Its a border line wine cooler.

Dear god that stuff is terrible. I accidentially got poured a glass of that, so it was “on the house” and couldnt get past the first few sips. Told them, “no thanks”.

I love you.

Cannot be too prepared.

I am up to 100 on play clicks. Someone has to enhance this.