Well if this is England, she could probably go for few new chicklets.

That’s a wrap kids. Go home.

I tried to come up with something witty about crying while watching women kicking balls, but fell short just due to the sheer pride and respect I had for all of these women. Amazing. The entire sports bar I was at just lost their minds. Glad I was able to witness every minute.

That picture just gave hope to 1.34 million chubby bald men around ‘Murica, that they could still play hockey. “Shit, I could still play.”

He built a Microsoft Movie Maker “Montage” of his best moments of the season. Turning a
4-6-3, getting dirty at first base, making a bare hand flip to second... he was a God among men. Oh, and his fat wife screaming in the background... “Get it Chuck... Get it.”. I bet she says that at night too. Gross.

Damn son... Sheed killing that rec league. I saw a video like this of some guy on the company softball team “Crushing” homers and sliding into first base. Shit was fire.

Cats are dumb.

You hold your tongue sir. PBR is a classy adult beverage that shall not be associated with this trailer park trash. How dare you.

You’re right, I should have said Coors Light.

I wish this idiot would transform into an empty Keystone Light tall boy so I could stomp on him.

My sentiments exactly. -Cardinals Fan

Wow.

This really is a non story. - Cardinals fan.

Can we vote in the first base coach too? Such a Kuntz.

Did you know those guys give free testicular exams?

Talk loud enough that I wont feel self conscious when the sounds start emanating from thou defecation station.

Attitudes like that garner no tip. No tip foh’ you!

I am the only one who sang this comment?

Biz’s Beat of the Day

Hoverboar? Seriously... Hoverboard? So explain to me how the two wheels on each side, that are clearly rolling ON the ground are hovering.