Beat me

Looks a heck of a lot better than the CTS coupe! Granted they always look great in these photos until you see the real deal on the lot with the stock 16's...

I like where your head is at

My all-time favorite iteration. I'm just happy the newer models have lost the ugly 996 headlights.

Oh god dammit now I can't unsee that! I was focusing on the LED strips and wondering why they not only decided to keep them but to enlarge them as well. Other than that, it looks hungry and happy, and I like!

I've been throwing away too much milk because I just don't use it quickly enough. Time to buy more...

Thanks guys, Jalopnik needs more lolcars videos like this :-) I wish I could watch these ridiculously jacked-up trucks crumble like that on the road where they most definitely do NOT belong...keep it to the woods boys!

He just wants to trump Saruman for most intimidating fortress. Needs a tower though like others have stated.

Driver's excuse? I swear officer, the gas pedal got stuck!

Well at least we can take solace in knowing they can't exactly sneak up on you! Jesus it's loud lol.

I like the Wizard of Oz

I love the new 5 compared to the last gen, so I'm anxious to see this new 3 series in person. As much as I dislike the car makers applying the "sausage of different lengths" design, at least they're starting with a good looking one!

:-)

Maybe he hates fake Bentley's?

An Alfa Romeo repair manual, an espresso set to help keep you up during those late night repairs, and an Alfisti hat!

If you're a big enough boy to be developing apps & called "business savvy" then you should be a big enough boy to know when to stop emailing someone. That's ridiculous, and 15 is not a little kid.

That's OK, they don't want to give you an iPod either ;-)

Take a ride, that dealership is sweet. I've been there a couple times, bring your drool cup :-)

Mi piace giallo che la Maserati! I'll give him $33k and save the $4k for tuneups & repairs.

I agree, this would be much more fun without campers pew pew'ing from afar