Do you smoke after sex?

Fox hates Golf AND America! SAD!

The fox on the golf course. #RESIST!

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Farenthold also frequently made lewd comments about the appearance of women including reporters and lobbyists

What’s hilarious about that is how about around the year 2000 all the keyboards and mice Apple made (that weren’t bundled with the candy-colored iMacs) were matte black behind clear acrylic. Once Apple started making white Macs customers kept pestering Apple (And me, the nobody selling them at CompUSA) to make white…

I hope Spurlock chokes on a Big Mac.

I also think that’s why turnout was so low in last night’s election. I read somewhere that it was only around 38%. Apparently a large number of voters just can’t bring themselves to choose between abortion rights and pedophelia/racism/etc.

Shouldn’t we, as progressives, identify, define, and then destroy, our enemies? I am tired of pretending like understanding the other side matters. They are wrong and need to be brought to heel.

I love that he is one of those characters that I read that in exactly his voice in exactly the way he says it lol

At my age, the year 2000 feels like it was only a few years ago.

Post-Election Update: It turns out Roy Moore won’t be visiting this Mall, either.

The unerring three C’s of Moore voters” Christian - Conservative - Commandments. Even in the face of blatant depravity and racism, vote for the twisted caricature of a fundamentalist with an (R) by his name no matter what.

Hi ho Silverstein, away!

Moore on that horse reminds me of Countess Luann on a camel.

That was not bad atoll.

Actual footage of Trump trying to kiss the female astronauts:

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.