A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.
Yeah, there’s going to be an awesome oral history midway through Malia’s second term and we’ll all laugh about this era.
L.A. is the only town I’ve lived in where it definitely pays to know the “secret” routes. A map of my morning commute looks like NASDAQ after a Trump tweet, but it gets me door to door in about 35 minutes. Going via the “traditional” roads would take anywhere between one and two-and-a-half hours (depending on time,…
Civil discussion incoming!
Can we have a run-off between Super-Volcano and Giant Meteor in 2020?
Whoa, Mussolini had tiny hands too!
I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?
or liberals in swing states could have voted
Clearly, a regime change is needed. The cult-leading, nuclear war-hungry, authoritarian madman has to go.
Fucking idiot.
Sign me up!
They aren’t roommates, they are basically family. I would rather have someone who knows me around than be alone all the time. I need someone to kvetch to and blame when I don’t want to do stuff with you. Omg, I sooo want to hang but my roommate is really sick and.....
i mean i would also pay to watch jane lynch stab that corpulent fuck to death with the remains of a lamp she broke over his head, but i feel like we need to keep our national treasures out of jail
O’Reilly would totally lose his shit if he lost...tv gold!
Travolta wouldn’t know what to do with all that ass, he’s a big ol’ bottom queen (I learned so much from Gawker! RIP!!)
Trump once attempted a to recreate that scene from Valkyrie.