Who knew healthcare could be so complicated

We are all living in the Twilight Zone episode, “It’s a Good Life.”

Hopefully this is what his morning routine will look like in a few years.

wait...the obvious move here as a Trump-hater is to actually have your wedding at one of his properties in the off chance he comes by...thereby setting up an incredible video-op of 200-some-odd people chanting “Fuck Donald Trump” to his loathsome rotting face.

I am so very angry at Trumpians. They fucked us all over, and then a lot of them — those that aren’t still hanging on his every grunt — peaced out over paying attention to how he actually governs or conducts himself. They left a huge mess for the rest of us to try to clean up, and are crappy Americans.

OH YEAH!

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

three more people (2 women, 1 man)

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

Two things to note. First, did John Kelly actually allow Stephen Miller to appear in front of reporters and TV cameras to talk about immigration? What is Kelly, a fucking imbecile? Miller is a sad, miserable ghoul whose friends simply haven’t told him he’s dead. He should be kept in a basement office and have his…

So this pretty much eliminates Trump’s voter base?

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

Maybe Kelly will fire Trump too.

I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...

Bang him with what?

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

I keep feeling like Madeline Kahn in Clue

Not going to lie, I was really proud to see our military up here in Canada tweet this: