I’ve never heard of her .... must be a 3rd rate porn actress. Definitely not same league with Stoya or Dillion Harper

you’ll need to have sex with her friends, they feel left out

the only sitting that happens is on faces

I can see myself accidentally hosting a sex party

Elon Musk thought process:

that’s why I’m hoping for a pee-pee tape. Cause getting peed on by hookers is not alpha-male at all.

Bannon is a complicated man. At least when sober.

exactly! technically you can’t rape your slaves because you own them.

RACIST!

I bet Stallone and his bodyguard also sucked each other’s dicks

spoiler: she fucks three guys

fake he should be balding

but is vaginal massage a legit technique for female gymnasts?

divorce her. she’s crazy. Based on what you said any judge will give full custody and she might even have to pay you alimony.

sell all her stuff on Craigslist and spend it at the strip club

how many were conceived on the flight?

kinda sad that this is a highlight for you

he won’t though. Putin much prefers the current muddled state of affairs. A clear focus and powerful executive branch with all inside dissidents exterminated might get Trump to think he doesn’t have to listen to his Russian handlers anymore. So Putin will make sure we stay mired in political infighting while he brings…

well, the possibility of nuclear war does make for uncertain times

snarky BS at Jezebel??? Why...never!