A) He's annoying and pretentious.

Scooters are awesome! Be thankful of the time you had with him, and remember it always!

Husband person makes me tea on a regular basis. Because he's already making some for himself and he's polite that way. Apparently I should keep an eye out in case he starts furiously sucking dicks on his way to the kitchen. Thanks, Jeopardy! Outdated gender roles are great!

When I brought my 6 month old Brown Tabby home from the humane society, I decided 'Oscar' had to go. Scooter he is, and Scooter he will always be. Unless he wakes me up at 2am...then he's S**t-Head....

You know I like you tons so I'm not trying to be a jerk... but I think that is kind of uncalled for. This is actually a comment about boner pills on a story about boner pills.

I know! He's just like, "Heeey! HEEEEEEY! I gots it! Yeah!" <3

You're right, they do! Cannot unseen it and wouldn't want to if I could. They will be added to my list, for whatever rant I'm sure I'll be having at some point during the week.

Adam Levine has always reminded me of a Who from Whoville.

Who the hell actually listens to Maroon 5? They're like Nickelback to me in that they're supposedly hugely popular but I have never ever met one of their fans.

Umm as some who lives at home at the age of almost 30 because she has no choice, this is really kind of offensive.

Nothing bad about living with your parents, especially if you need their help for whatever reason. She was probably advised to not live by herself because was diagnosed with severe mental illness. She can't live alone.

No, but it would be a great band name. Now playing, Cock Karma.

First off, no backwards-facing hats? Has anyone actually worn a backwards-facing hat since 1997?

Giving a shit about this just lends validity to the human dog shows that are beauty pageants.

Forgive my ignorance, but I thought this was a "woman" problem and not specifically a "woman of color" problem. I understand that women of color have historically been abused and exploited worldwide (and continue to be so). But in this specific instance, were the pics mostly of women of color? No. Were they…

No I love it as well. Maybe we just have the tits for it HAHAHAHA

I agree completely. As a woman I have never had my vagina smell like tuna fish. And my boyfriend has never said that either. If your partner's vagina smells like tuna, stay away!

Good lord. The only way a woman's vagina smells like Star Kist is if she's unclean or has an infection.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, is that you?