intensive purposes

Eh, pestering for period sex might get tiresome, but I'd take that over a manbaby cringing at the mere thought of blood and insisting on unreciprocated blowjobs for a week any day of the month.

Intensive purposes?! Hahahahahaha. INTENTS AND PURPOSES. Why is this so hilarious to me? I see how if you don't read much but have heard the expression you could have thought that but still hahahahahha. Intensive purposes.

"This is exemplary of poor writing skills" - he said vs. he snickered / implied / segued / etc. Substitution of multi-syllabic for simple words is an attempt to project the appearance of intellect where actual deep thought is lacking... I said cogitatively :)

Ugh, I forgot about beverage. There is just something about that word that's not okay.

I also hate "beverage."

And now I am making my ugly cry face.

wait, unprofessional? How are breasts unprofessional? I feel like there's some serious shit to unpack with an attitude like that towards something that is just part of our anatomy. I get uncomfortable, I get the not sleeping well part, but I'll never get how they are unprofessional.

It just seems silly how she's trying to make it seem like some kind of religious protest. How is the DMV forcing religion on anyone? You're not protesting anything!

I'm pretty strongly anti-religion in a lot of ways. At the very least, you can say I'm an atheist (because that's true).

I'm originally from Texas, with some other Southern states thrown into my early-childhood mix, then a move to Northern Virginia, CT, and NY after that, and have learned to be a good mimic as well. But, dissertation ahead.

My Spanish class photo was me naked standing in a creek giving a thumbs up (my junk was blurred out). Nobody gave a shit.

Hey, Taylor Swift stan. It's a joke! I like Taylor a lot. I think it's cute she and her bestie look alike sometimes. They look similar. It's not INTENTIONAL so chill.

ETA: And Karlie Kloss is a talented superstar model. Not a nobody (whatever that is). If Taylor likes her, I think her fans can like her too.

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot.

Or, for a girl, Gunnilda.

that's exactly how i eat

Phew. Thank goodness you found something to be offended by. That was a close one.

Why did you have to say that? Gaggamaggot. Of course, I bend over backwards to never offend anyone, ever.

NO shit! those two got pretty tight, pretty fast. Both of them are fucking weirdos amd kooks. god, if you have to be that big of a d-bag to get wealthy, I'll just go ahead and fully accept my station as a poor. Thankfully, I have had some amazing women in my life, for which I'm extremely grateful.

Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.