Or, for a girl, Gunnilda.

that's exactly how i eat

Phew. Thank goodness you found something to be offended by. That was a close one.

Why did you have to say that? Gaggamaggot. Of course, I bend over backwards to never offend anyone, ever.

NO shit! those two got pretty tight, pretty fast. Both of them are fucking weirdos amd kooks. god, if you have to be that big of a d-bag to get wealthy, I'll just go ahead and fully accept my station as a poor. Thankfully, I have had some amazing women in my life, for which I'm extremely grateful.

Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.

This dude is fucking ugly. I guess women will date anyone just because they are athletes. And big boobs aside, Upton is out of shape for a model. Keeley Hazell from the UK has better boobs, better face, better stomach, better ass.

He the most ordinary looking British man. Albeit a clever and talented one. No disrespect to our John here but men in the UK look like him all the time. You lot seriously seem to love him. I don't even pretend to understand it at all. Or that it matters just that ... you should come here. You will not be…

This kind of crap is why I refuse 99% of the requests I get for pics. While I'm no way near as hot as Jennifer Lawrence, there are douchebags everywhere who wouldn't think twice about script-hacking phones and just posting what they find, regardless of owner. It's really too bad that privacy doesn't exist like it used…

This has to be one of the creepiest comments on Jezebel ever.

clicks don't bait themselves.

A friend of mine (albeit a much older friend, as she's actually a few years older than my mother) was actually subjected to this. It's horrifying, and it rarely talked about. Then, on the rare occasion I've brought it up here, I've been met with alternating accusations that I'm not native (my father's almost full…

"Shall?" SHALL? What are you, the Bible?

Why do you people talk like this? It's not a playa. It's a desert.

lol I knew somebody would get bent of shape over The Notorious G-O-D.

Awesome comment. You nailed it. F his friend. It's always the worst case scenario when the drunk driver lives yet kills other people. Then they talk about how much they suffer because they killed someone. F them. They intentionally put themselves in that predicament. F them.

he also tries to place blame on the woman for being parked illegally.

Oh, I wouldn't shoot him. I would kill him with my bare hands.

People who need to use guns, also pussies.

I'm really bothered by this: "and has had their life ruined" line in your comment. He didn't have his life ruined, dude. He ruined his own life. It didn't happen to him, he did it. That type of passive language implies that someone else did him wrong by throwing him in prison for a really idiotic decision he made that…

only pussies and christians say two wrongs don't make a right.

If someone killing your kids is the first wrong, then killing them sure as shit does make it a little more right if you ask me.