Wait, what's wrong with 3-2-1 Contact? Contact is the answer, the moment, that everything happens.

Dear #NotAllMen,

If only there had been a good guy with a drink.

This only reinforces my inability to be aroused by male strippers. The whole thing is just so unsexy.

That would be some admirable flexibility of both Buckley and the network.

This... wasn't funny.

It's been around forever. My mom back in the 70's wanted a thigh gap because she has booty for days.

Maybe it's skepticism. Maybe it's Kickstarter malaise. Maybe people just don't care.

Whaaaa?

I would be more interested in watching this if those pictures had that 'light saber laser' backround that was oh so popular in the early/mid nineties.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

Everyone love watermelon, fucking wolves love watermelon. Boners for everyone.