Ummm...no.

LMFAO

That is precisely what I took away from Sally's efforts: if human servant dies, who is going to feed me?

As a fellow member of the tiny giney club, thank you for sharing your struggle.

Ow! That makes my butthole pucker >.<

Same thing bothered me, and I asked the same question. Shall my ass!

Presidency & prison seem to age folks quickly.

ROFL! I love you for this!

Dr. Thunder is fucking delicious. And sounds like it should be an AC/DC song.

Oh gawd, I HATE the "Are you still watching" especially if I have it on something to nap to. The terrifying silence always wakes me up.

That is "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me" face if ever I saw one.

So do we.

"Baboon's ass" seems to be a popular option at plastic surgeon's offices.

That story is hilarious! "A pig just sniffed my ass!" What a way to end the week :D

I don't get it either. They fought tooth and nail to get away from England, why all the boot licking now?

Holy crap, it's South Park's Puppies from Around the World come to life!

I love this :) I think dildo is the funniest word ever.

That's my favorite feature.

I always liked Mrs. Winner's, but those have all but disappeared. Maybe they turned into Church's.

LMAO. You win.