Tony Romo has a son named “Rivers”.

I was naming somebody who was not a “white male genius”.  I can name others too.  I was just choosing one who released a movie and an album in 2016, similar to Beyonce.   If you don’t have that Sharon Jones album, I highly recommend it.  Probably my favorite album to listen to on a Sunday morning.   

I wasn’t aware there was a quota of one black female artist we HAD to appreciate.

Sharon Jones released an album and a movie in 2016.  Go buy that instead.  

It was ok.

That album had more writers than the Bible.

Whenever they measure for a first down, my friends and I say, “My penis is this big.”  And then the referee holds up his fingers really small.  And everybody laughs.   Although when the team gets the first down, he does the arm motion.   And then it seems like he is bragging.  

“It sucks when you feel you can help a team win, but there are only eight teams out there truly trying to win,” Logan Morrison told FanGraphs back in August, when he made it back to the bigs with the Phillies after failing to get a big-league offer during the offseason. “You look at rosters and know that you’re…

It is the WNBA that is concerned about periods. 

A good gender reveal party is like good diarrhea. 

No!

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Scratching some money together for a PS3.

I was in Vermont over the summer. And we went to one of them Farm to Table restaurants. My daughter order the kids Mac and Cheese. She took one bite from it. And she yelled it was the worst mac and cheese ever made. I took one bite of it, and it was the greatest mac and cheese I have ever eaten. It was so creamy and…

Yea, they probably have to wear them “NFL” hats everywhere.  Like even if they just need a hat to wear while mowing the lawn, they can’t buy a cheap Buffalo Bills hat.

Plus refs grow up at football fans.  But then they can never wear any gear for their favorite team.  You grow up rooting for the Miami Dolphins your whole life.  But then you can never wear a Dolphins hat anywhere.  

Sunday weddings in summer are typically Jewish weddings.  The sun sets late on Saturdays in summer and it can be quite difficult to plan a Saturday night wedding.  So many Jews get married on Sundays in summer.  Labor Day and Memorial Day are popular wedding days.  But it can be difficult to secure a location.  

Carson Wentz is the kind of guy who thinks The Deer Hunter is a comedy.

Did you watch either the video from DC last week with or the video from Colbert last night?

“I didn’t even know she rowed!”