I missed last week’s entries. So here is my protest story. My college shut down for 2 days because Bill Clinton was appearing on campus. At the time I was dating a girl who were very self-conscious about her weight. And I couldn’t have cared less about her weight. I really liked her. She was great. We were having this…

There was an area with a series of fences.  And there was a wooden fence, so I couldn’t really see the lion.  But I could tell he was there.  He was maybe 5 feet away.  All of a sudden the fence got wet and then urine started sprinkling through the fence and fair amount ended up on me.

One of the lions at the Philadelphia Zoo peed on me. 

I forget which joke it was, but I laughed at Rosa laughing at it more than the original joke. 

Rosa laughing at jokes was the best part of the episode. And “strawberry basket”.

If you call into a right wing talk radio station and claim to be a black Republican, they will give you at least 2 minutes of airtime to say whatever you want.  

Greta Van Tour.   They are the hot new rock group.  They dress like elves and sound like Zeppelin. 

Kramer vs. Kramer is such a great movie.  And anytime anybody mentions it, all I can think about is that Norm MacDonald joke about Over the Top. 

Kramer vs Kramer was a great film.  It really did a lot of things well.  But I can’t help but think about how much better it would have been if the plot revolved around truck drivers arm-wrestling. 

For our international readers, Uncut Gems was just added to Netflix today. 

Every now and then I think about how much I hated Bon Jovi at the height of their fame in the late 80s and early 90s.  And I look back now, and I still amazed that 30 years later, I hate them even more. 

There are two types of Johnny Cash fans in the world:

I worked in a bar in the late 90s and early 2000's. I listen to podcasts because I don’t want to listen to Closing Time by Semisonic ever again.

I love that he can always find something negative to focus on. He said something about how he knows he makes better music with Bernard Sumner than anybody else. Not like those guys in Pink Floyd who can’t admit they were better together. He is just so amazingly crotchety.

I had about 3 minutes to get something.  And I needed to factor in 2 minutes and 30 seconds of standing in line while the people in front of me in the Trader Joe’s line chatting about their weekends with the clerks. I grabbed the apples from the front of the store. 

I was running late for a train once. But I was really hungry. So I ran into Trader Joes and grabbed two bags of dried apples. And I ate them on the train. So I had to sit there for 2 hours on a train while feeling the gas developing.

I listened to an interview a few years ago with Peter Hook. And when asked about possibly joining New Order again, he used it as a chance to rip Pink Floyd.

Once this whole Brexit thing is settled, I am going to sue to force Peter Hook back into New Order.

Careful now.  Many of his former partners were a-salted.

Long time Philadelphia Phillies announcer Richie Ashburn used to read commercials for local pizza places on the air.  Except the pizza places had not paid for the advertising.  When Richie did this it meant that he was hungry.  The pizza places would soon deliver a pizza to the broadcast booth.