I especially liked when he said that god alone was responsible for the win.

Also hanging loose: That guy’s jaw.

pretty ridiculous for Chelsea to spend $73 million on a right winger when they have 40,000 of them at the park every game

Yeah, I’m not quite sure why there’s all sorts of excitement about this. Chelsea’s notorious for signing all sorts of exciting prospects and then either burying them on the bench or loaning them out. If you check out Chelsea boards, most of them just think the signing’s been done to crack the American market and has…

“...but there are few clubs better positioned to let Pulisic succeed than Chelsea.”

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

“....boring New York dyke...”

He is right when he says, “it just didn’t work out in our system.”

Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

I really don’t understand why fans and the media are so negative about this team. Sure, it’s a bit of a rough patch but it’s a good collection of talent and smart coaches who just need to get things pointed in the right direction.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

You beat me to it. Oh well.  Some you win, some you lose, some roulette go.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

guessing a high proportion of actual handwritten letters.  or aol.com email addresses

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the Dead Letters generated by this article.

A note: Since the news in this blog is actually a positive for Jon Gruden, his redness has not changed. Consider this a very brief intermission.

The best part is that they ran the play action with a 6'5" 325 lb lineman at running back. And it fucking worked.

Finally, Arthur Blank has his long sought after football championship.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

Well damn, if only the NFL had money....