Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

And it is probably venomous.

+1 oblate spheroid

Is Cain wearing Matt Dillon’s fake teeth from Something About Mary?

Fuck ESPN with their embrace debate bullshit. Giving Will Cain a national platform would be as dumb as a news network giving Rick Santorum a national platform. And that would never happen...

3+5+3+8+3 = 22 plays

I feel like Mark Davis could decide to have his nose removed and no one would notice for weeks.

I think we all know who to blame for this.

It truly boggles my mind that the argument now is that the children have changed. As if every generation of children hasn’t been the exact same since the dawn of man. My kids are selfish, entitled little narcissists who I would die for. But they are the way they are because that’s how kids are. (Also maybe because I’m…

Goddamn snowflakes. Everybody knows a REAL man blames others for his own failures!

Wonder if Gundy applies that logic to himself when he left Maryland for a better gig at OSU.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

I would think Nashville would be on the radar. South needs another team if for no other reason than to break up the Braves six state monopoly

New York could use a second team

Avast, imperialist pigdog.

leave it to the French to critique English. 

He went on to say that it was “like the L.A. Lakers down there.”

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”