Jesus, another blue line violation. 

close your mouth, dingus

Gruden will end up looking like Noob Saibot by week 17.

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

+1 “what do YOU mean, ‘you people’”

That other guy’s Britt McHenry costume is on point though

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Cleveland has lost three of its last four games

One option has Jackson getting shitcanned

Business in the front, diplomacy in the back.

Grammar number two question mark

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

You could have saved yourself the typing of two paragraphs and just commented:

I wondered what happened to her after she got fired from The Blaze.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Kel-ly

One of the residents hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube.

Bobby Boucher is rolling over in his grave.

Wait, is that a joke about how the internal combustion engine displaced the horse as our society’s dominant source of transportation, or a joke about how John Elway looks like a goddamned horse?

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?