I think those guys are super adorbs together.  Who takes longer to get ready you think? 

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Let’s keep Justine out of this. If we’re not hanging on Team USA’s jocks, then we shouldn’t Ryder Cup.

Please give more to the owners. They’re not rich enough yet

I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

Good, good, fine, fine, whatever.  HUSTLE THE FUCK UP WITH GAME OF THRONES.

“Fever Itch”

This is a good piece and something I’ve been pointing out in talks recently. It’s great that society has gotten to the point where doing the right thing is seen as good market value, but we still have a long way to go to get to doing the right thing because it’s the right thing.

And I do mean literally “damned by god”.

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

Jameis isn’t a no doubt starter in the league, either, though. It isn’t like Drew Brees or Tom Brady or even Carson Wentz are coming back from injury and in danger of losing their jobs. It’s a guy who eats his fingers as a form of leadership and commits sexual assaults on his off time.

A "hot hand" is what got Jameis Winston suspended in the first place.

Well, no reason not to let him play until he turns into a pumpkin. Take the Ws - at least Fitzpatrick won’t try to eat them.

Well, there is the whole Nick Foles hot hand that seemed to work out pretty well for a team last year, despite career numbers not wildly better than Fitzpatrick.  

Are we talking about Fitz or Jameis? Because either fits what you just said. 

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

Jake Locker should go No. 1 in the draft

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.