*knockaut 

That’s what I meant — electric! I’m dumb lol. This is interesting. Not as quiet as I thought, and the craziest part is the tire noise you can hear.

I made the mistake of getting on facebook and saw a guy from my home town who shared an article on this topic and said “THIS WILL RUIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.”

How long until there’s a hybrid version of Nascar/Indy racing? Will it suck? I realize there’s still some engineering progress to be made especially in the torque department for this to happen, but it’s gotta be somewhere on the horizon.

Stepping on a player’s face with metal studs, twisting a knee or trying to put your finger in their b-hole. I just thought of those 3 off the top of my head and none of them required a weapon yet all are more egregious than that hit.

You’re right they do mention that this is an amalgamation of all his previous fuck ups, most of them inexcusable. But seems like this is a “straw that broke the camels back” kind of situation. I think he’ll win his appeal and they’ll lower it to a few games.

Definitely dangerous and contact to the head, but when you watch it at full speed it doesn’t look egregious to me. I think suspending him for the season is ridiculous and the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. Maybe a game or 2, max. It was a full speed play where Doyle was attempting to get up and run after the catch…

+1 heaping dollop of Crisco

That’s pretty exciting, but you def keep your shirt on for a goal that close.

Oh. 

Uh, I think we’re making the same point here... 

Well the fastest I’ve ever come out of the greys is this take on some really depressing bullshit and I’ll be honest it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.  

While I agree with your sentiment, because it’s obviously not news that women are systematically repressed and treated unfairly in the US... you really took the point I sort of made, put mayonnaise all over it and ate it like a Big Mac while telling me I have sesame seeds in my teeth.

As an entitled, comfortable, ignorant piece-of-shit American, I have a difficult time wrapping my head around how there can be a “rule,” anywhere in the world, that doesn’t allow women to attend a soccer match. Why such hate/disdain/disgust for (and CONTROL over) women in nearly all aspects of their society? I get…

You’re gonna sit there at your computer, on your company’s dime, and tell me that all warning tracks are not the same distance from the wall in every MLB park?

Matt Nagy has turned this into a clusterfuck. He’s kept the narrative alive by obsessing over it and making a big deal about it. His only hope is to find a perfect specimen capable of drilling 60-yarders from either hash, with 30mph swirling wind and sleet and/or fire raining from the sky.

Eli, you’ve been traded to the Colts. 

“Whoa whoa... let’s not make this a money thing. We are offering ‘support’ of the moral, spiritual and very much public variety here.”

As a kid, I always thought this was Jerry Jones: