I hate when I text someone (in iMessage) and they reply by sending back a thumbs up that’s not an emoji. One of those “Tricia liked your message” things. Do you know what I mean? Where they can do a “HaHa!” bubble on the message you sent? Instead of just sending back an actual thumbs up emoji or just typing “OK” or…

I’d argue that, in the “Things in Nashville that do not suck” category, Derrick Henry is firmly holding it the fuck down. He’s all alone, but he’s definitely up in that bitch. 

What’s the link to your Reverb page, Dave?

All of these people are soft-ass Trump voters.

*FOO DOG*

Where are the emails to Kelsey McKinney on her quality article about the sexist USMNT silently stepping on the throats of the USWNT and actively suppressing them in their attempt to get equal pay?

In my bracket, I’ve got Netherlands winning the WC, somehow miraculously beating out the USWNT in the final 2-1.

While I think it’s a valid question to ask them, out of curiosity, in what capacity were the USMNT players asked? Were they emailed or asked in person? Was a questionnaire sent out to a team PR person? Were they walking out to the pitch to warm up for a game, or were they walking back out on the pitch for the second…

Arsenal don’t really have a “style” of football at the moment. This is a major issue that Emery has to figure out. There’s no identity.

I’m not gonna sit here and pretend to know a lot about baseball, but I’m 99% positive this is NOT how you throw a baseball, unless your hand is on backwards.

Host of Europa League Final 2020:

He should just come out of the closet already... Aubrey clearly just wants to spend more time with rock hard masculine men. “Loosing (JFC) our man rooms, guys trips, freedom and MOST IMPORTANTLY... balls.” I mean he’s practically screaming for a sweaty Eiffel Tower draped in an American flag in a remote cabin…

People are looking at me. 

GROSS!! (*Bill Burr voice*)

Drew, when you are hard-boiling your eggs, take them out of the boiling water and IMMEDIATELY put them in a bowl of ice water for 2-3 mins. The egg will shrink off the shell and voila, you can shuck and huck those bad boys down 3 at a time like I know you do.

Probably looked something like this:

After you talked all that shit, why post a gif of another man working out? 

What’s there to say about Steve Sarkisian, other than he was TERRIBLE in Atlanta and he was TERRIBLE in his one-and-done game at Bama?

Saban definitely deserves all the blame for that shit fake FG, but Mike Locksley called the worst game of his life. He was abysmal after the first 2 Bama possessions. Who in their right mind would call a QB keeper to the outside on 4th and goal from the 1 yd. line? Tua is not known for his breathtaking agility or…