He’ll play one more season and then the Giants will draft Tua from Bama.

He will be in you past your dying days.

It was nice of them to thank his wife, but who the fuck is Jessica?

PSA: Anyone wearing bball shorts under their khaki pants is 100% about that life and will throw hands in your stadium, in your backyard or at your family reunion if you square up.

I’ve enjoyed this, from Freddie:

...and Eli! ELI MANNING, folks!

Gruden was warned not to eat the Red Hots! They were still in development, but what can ya doompety doo?

I’m happy for Freddie Kitchens. Clearly, he can stand the heat.

Al Day.

That globe logo drives me crazy... Championship World HBO Boxing? By their logic, we’d read the logo pictured as “Motor Harley Davidson Cycles.”

When I read his schedule, I assumed the times are when he starts each activity. But I did not assume that each activity lasts until the next one starts.

I understand where you (and Bomani) are coming from, but the alternative is Jameis Winston — who might be the dumbest and most overrated QB in the NFL. So for now... there is a hotter-hand and it’s on Fitzpatrick’s right arm. 

Another good and moral, upstanding Christian white man being wronged by America.

Well if getting shot in the face isn’t a life threatening injury, sign me up!

I don’t know why, but the stream-of-consciousness speaking (and tweeting) always surprises me. The fact that someone who thinks and writes like a moldy pork rind is running the white house... it’s just incredible.

Footage of him grabbing some popcorn and heading to his seat:

Agreed. Go back and look at his first (and only) game play-calling for Bama. Alabama is good at ONE thing on offense and he couldn’t figure it out.

I, also, am team Just Got Fuck Like Christmas Time

What might not suck: How old is Jerry? 75? Hey, maybe he’ll die!

When I was 12 years old I went on a big family/extended family vacation where we rented out a cabin in North Carolina in the Appalachian mountains. Well some fucking asshole brought a razor scooter and I had never seen one before. Some of the kids were taking turns riding it around in the driveway, but none of those…