They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

Let me be the first of 592 comments relating the oddity of a man named Mr. Freeze complaining about climate change in ‘Merca.

FREEZE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

Nathan Peterman is the only uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube.

You should talk shit to Mexico every time you play them, that match is never a “Friendly”.

You mean they should not be taking shit from anyone!

So you can get cash and some sick new flavors of vape juice!

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

Agreed, they definitely don’t count.

These articles have been great, but does Deadspin even have fact checkers?

The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead?? 

The kid’s still pissed he missed out on the hookers.

I was really into your rage until YUM! Center.

Dave Justice denies your writ of certiorari.

Maybe we check with Aaron Judge?

I don’t normally pretend to know better than offensive coordinators generally, but last year I watched a Monday night Falcons game where they ran like 10 HB tosses and almost every one was for a loss. It was like a game of Madden 95. Sarkisian is definitely terrible.