What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

Wait... how did my junior high high school football coach (/Keyboarding teacher) get a job as defensive coordinator for the Browns?

Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

I won’t!

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

The Battle of the Bulge

I liked him better when he was the janitor on Futurama.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

I just may. As many of you know, I am a massive Giants homer. So I’ve done one for my team as well. Now keep in mind when I copied and pasted these comments into a word doc, I removed all pictures and the names of the people writing in. The Cowboys doc was 11 pages, doublespaced. The Giants was 9. Look at the…

I support you doing this to each team’s submissions

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

I was getting winded, but the journey was worth it in the end.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Anyone who punts from the opponent’s 15 yard line deserves everything that happens to them.

If you continue to pay $60 annually for this glorified roster/uniform update, it ain’t the game that has a glitch.