Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

If Trump really wants to make America great again, he'll bring back the days when you could walk into any abandoned warehouse in NYC and box a kangaroo for $20.

If this was in Wichita about three years ago, one of you actually paid me twenty bucks.

Tragic. One wonders if this situation could’ve been avoided if Uber cars were more readily identifiable, perhaps all painted and designed in a specific uniform pattern, their drivers also unionized and licensed specifically to insure a certain degree of safety to both the passenger and driver alike. These driver’s…

Absolutely zero degrees of love for Cam.

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

It’s a bit difficult to sell “let’s just ignore the President of the United States,” as much as my sanity would very much enjoy that.

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

I can afford $50 to watch all the EPL games, but I’m not paying for it on principle. I pay for a cable package. I pay for an advanced sports package. What more do you want the consumer to do? Make a cord cutter pay for the NBC Gold Package or whatever paywall package ESPN, Turner, FOX, etc is offering. All of this…

The Philadelphia Police Department has released the following sketch of the suspect:

You can tell how much they appreciate his leadership by their refusal to look at him

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

Pictured: Michael Jordan backs away from lint roller.

he looks like he walked into a fart

Your mom stays on her feet.