It’d be cool to see more of him.

At the same event where Russian strongman Mikhail Shivlyakov’s face turned into a bloody mess

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I’ve heard plenty of fluent Caucasians speak Spanish before - but none with the ease and fluidity he had. You can tell he is able to think in Spanish - he’s not doing translations in his head as he’s processing a conversation. That’s what makes the difference. 

Outside of border states or places like Miami, especially in the western half of the US, 90% of the time you find a white dude who speaks Spanish he’s a Mormon who served as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking country. Nothing freaks Latinos out quite like them seeing an uber-gringo like me start dropping fluent…

It hurt just a himself.

Writing an entire article about this match without noting that Juventus changed formations and personnel at halftime does a disservice to the tactics of Max Allegri. Andrea Barzagli was getting torched the whole first half at right back by Son and Tottenham was attacking down that flank every chance they got. At…

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Now that Spurs are out of the Champions League, they can get back to the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

Not prearranged at all. Joshua will simply destroy Wilder legit.

No, I think he’s saying that Johua will dispatch of Wilder easily because he’s a vastly superior fighter.

But it is a sandwich

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

Well you merely followed the lead of Arsenal’s players last weekend.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

The Heat should just make those sweet Miami Vice alternate jerseys permanent.

You don’t know not one technique that Fisher didn’t teach him